ive heard some funny kids i think once tehre was 2 UK kids probably around 10 or so and one was scolding the other for not protecting him with the shield and they both died kept dying.
Apparently one was supposed to crouch in the front while the other walked behind effortlessly killing the enemies
LOL. That's hilarious! Good story and I give you props for letting the mom know what's on your mind. Don't wanna sound mean or anything, but I just have no sympathy for parents in a situation like this. Again, I know it sounds mean, but seriously...As a parent you should be more responsible when buying games for your kid. If you didn't see the "M" rating on the box, you're either completely lost, or you consciously chose to ignore it.
In either case, no sympathy for you!