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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for Modern Warfare 2

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o **bleep** i dont use any of those guns or stratagies...i guess im not a nOOb

 

lol...ok fine maybe not!!!

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I was laughing until I saw my beloved ACR on the list.
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for Modern Warfare 2

Dec 3, 2009

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*UNOFFICIAL* N00b Weapons List for

Modern Warfare 2 

 

Ok I'll get the list started, feel free to add any weapons I miss. All these weapons I have observed being slandered as "noob" on various threads, so I figured a consolidation was in order I have collaborated these weapons based on complaints from the PSforum, XBforum and IWforum sites.

 

*Please note that if you use any of the weapons listed below, you are subject to being referred to as a complete and total n00b.

 

ASSAULT:

SCAR-H

M16A4

M4A1

FAMAS

TAR21

ACR

F2000

*FAL is exempt from noob list unless used with modified controller 

*AK47 is for 1337 level 70's only 

 

SMG:

UMP45

MP5k

Vector

P90 (featuring akimbo)

Mini Uzi

 

LMG:

AUG HBar

RPD

*** Please note no other LMGs are listed due to the fact that NOBODY uses them 

 

SNIPER:

Intervention (w/thermal)

.50cal (HBS)

M21 EBR (when one bullet can't get the job done) 

WA2000

 

SHOTGUN:

Model 1887 (featuring akimbo)

AA-12 (way to spray your clip, n00b)

Striker

Ranger (featuring akimbo) 

M1014 

 

LAUNCHER:

Thumper

Javelin ("pro-martyrdom" exploit) 

*AT-4 when used as a super M203

 

HANDGUN:

*Any pistol equipped w/ Tactical knife

featuring perks Marathon/Lightweight/Commando

 

MACHINE PISTOL:

G18 (featuring akimbo)

PP2000 

M93 Raffica (aka "mini M16/FAMAS)

 

SHIELD:

lol

 

EQUIPMENT:

Claymore (you effing camper!)

C4 (used to protect objectives) 

Knife (not throwing knife... just knife)

Flashbang (stop throwing them)

 

KILLSTREAK REWARDS:

Care package (you n00b got an ac130 from 4 kills!? wtfomgbbq)  

-Also, when enemies successfully drop the crate on your unsuspecting head

**courtesy of G4 

Harrier Strike

Pave Low 

Chopper Gunner

AC130

Nuke

 

 

GAMEPLAY STRATEGIES:

Camping (w/HBS)

Defensive playing

Rushing

Run and Gun

Sniping

Knifing Only

Shield Wielding

 

So far this is all I have assembled in terms of weapons, killstreaks and gameplay tactics.

 

Please feel free to add, comment or flame as you wish- these are forums and I urge you to add your two cents.  

 

 

 

 

 

Message Edited by CrimsonOmen on 12-01-2009 03:28 PM
Message Edited by CrimsonOmen on 12-02-2009 03:30 PM

Complete and utter bull. You posted leik all teh weponz. Diz haz too bez a joke. Smiley Tongue

 

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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for Modern Warfare 2

Dec 3, 2009
too bad the AA-12 doesn't use clips. noob.

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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

Dec 3, 2009

The_S_Man_Cometh wrote:

X-Frame wrote:
Using a PS3 controller is n00b.

X-Frame is n00b.



S Man! What's up buddy?
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for Modern Warfare 2

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Thesniper1 wrote:
too bad the AA-12 doesn't use clips. noob.
edited to mag, happy now sniper? 

 

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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for Modern Warfare 2

Dec 3, 2009

The disc is overpowered.

 

 

Whoever uses it is a n00b.

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I use the M4A1 with heartbeat sensor and thermal scope.  If you don't like it, figure out a way to overcome it (flank, snipe, grenade, ambush,knife from behind, etc).  I just don't like matrydom or ppl who use a grenade launcher the ENTIRE game to only kill a single enemy.  -- Buckfan08.
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for Modern Warfare 2

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CrimsonOmen wrote:

Thesniper1 wrote:
too bad the AA-12 doesn't use clips. noob.
edited to mag, happy now sniper? 

 

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No we are NOT happy about the list.

 

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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for Modern Warfare 2

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inFamous-Vicman wrote:

CrimsonOmen wrote:

Thesniper1 wrote:
too bad the AA-12 doesn't use clips. noob.
edited to mag, happy now sniper? 

 

Message Edited by CrimsonOmen on 12-02-2009 07:10 PM

No we are NOT happy about the list.

 


You do realize this is a joke right? The list is essentially all guns in the game...
I'm reluctant to have to point this out to you, but I could tell you were stressing about it.
The few that understood my sarcasm got a good chuckle, but apparently I offended more than I bargained for. 

 

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