So I was just trolling in the Hammer vs Sword thread but hear me out...
April Fools Day....can we replace all swords with pool noodles and all hammers with those squeaky toy hammers we had when we were kids? Then we can have NBA JAM Big Head Mode, so essentially the GOW version of bobbleheads. Then everytime someone gets a ringout "boomshakalaka!" accompanies it.
Cap it off with a continuous loop of Al Hirts - Java.