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Champion quotes:D

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If you guys had a choice to write the script for champion's quotes, what would you make him say?

Example: PITIFUL PEOPLE PREPARE, PLEED PLENTIFULLY PLENTIFUL PLATITUDE, PHENOMENAL PATRIOT POUNDS, POUNDINGLY PREVERSE PUPPETS, PULPING PLEASANTLY PUTRID PASTIES.
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Re: Champion quotes:D

Aug 30, 2013

He would appear on the battlefield in BoH, look up, and say...

 

"I'm not locked in here with you. Your locked in here with ME"

 

and then he'd smile and pick up his weapon

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Great watchmen quote sir!
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I'd say " I SEE MEAT MUSCLES!"
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"Hey freak show! You're going nowhere. I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of PLAYTIME!"

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Or, how about any of these:

 

 

"Strip the Flesh"

 

"Salt the Wound"

 

"bathe in the meat chunks"

 

"I looked into the Heart of Darkness, and I ate it all!"

 

as soon as the enemy heard this, they would just sh!t their pants out of fear of being killed by a lunatic XD

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Lol come on aj, krieg is in a league of his own he'd give kratos a run for his money
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genocidejack86 wrote:
Lol come on aj, krieg is in a league of his own he'd give kratos a run for his money

genocidejack86 wrote:
Lol come on aj, krieg is in a league of his own he'd give kratos a run for his money

Thank You for getting the BL2 reference Smiley Very Happy but I think you are right, if Kratos saw Krieg go into his "Buzz Axe Rampage" with the super large arm, and the super tiny arm, with a gigantic buzz axe, he might be a little intimidated....

 

also, imagine being the other champion in a BoH and all you hear is your opponent scream any of those quotes, lol"

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Confusion and intimidation rolled into one lol XD
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I have one...


I would make my guy say: "combat's like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of **bleep** whooping you'll get next"

 

he would say this in a serious, intimidating voice, it would scare the heck out of the guy Smiley Happy

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