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Lombax Warrior
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Re: Sh*t God of War Players Don't Say

Apr 10, 2013

"now guys, i know you all want to run around and get favor so just sit back n let me kill everyone for you. i know how valuable your mani-pedis are"

"my god, he has a whole 10% health left compared to your full health bar. clearly you got this and i should go handle the guy trying to kill polyphemus"

"whats that you say? you need help because theres 3 of them on you in a corner? no prob" (you have no idea how many people have left me in that corner and tried to steal the altar thats literally 2 inches away from the mcgangbang)

"i dont know about you, but i sure am glad that the Griffen Armor was so impossible to earn. it makes everything else look like a priss"

"and what better weapon to butcher my opponents with than the almighty SoD or Barbarian hammer. the most broken weapons in the game?"

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Lombax Warrior
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Apr 10, 2013

"oh my, i seem to be getting owned. dont worry though, i promise i wont use my item/etc to get in a lucky hit and knock you off of that ledge right there"

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Apr 10, 2013

"Don't Worry, I can take the flag by my own to our base, you guys focus on your hunt for white chests."

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"Hmm I just tried to use this combo on this guy 2 times a row..let me change it up"
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'I have 2 bars of magic I shouldn't use it all on one guy"
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"Every one is jump slicing..I should use a different strategy"
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Apr 10, 2013
" I have to get that chest but my teammate is stunned let me help him"
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Monster Hunter
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Apr 10, 2013

"I won't shoot that arrow because it might kill my teammembers."

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Apr 10, 2013

"I love it when I go for the Brutal Kill and I randomly grapple a different enemy and it bounces off, leaving me stunned."

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Apr 10, 2013

"I love being stun-locked in a combo, launched in the air, and then stun-locked again until I'm dead. I really deserved to die."

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