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Re: How to become sick?

Dec 16, 2012
I was hoping to find some awesome tactics to become sick... Guess thats a dream only.
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Stab yourself in the knee with a diseased needle.

Dec 17, 2012

Stab yourself in the knee with a diseased needle.

"Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending"
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Re: How to become sick?

Dec 17, 2012

1. Sleep with a guy who has HIV or some other STD.

2. Run around in your undergarments outside when it's raining or snowing.

3. Watch a movie filmed in "shaky-cam" motion.

yeehaw i'm a cowboy now
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Re: How to become sick?

Dec 17, 2012

Flatchet wrote:
Im a girl...
Y'can still act like a man.
Do you feel me?

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Re: How to become sick?

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Dec 17, 2012

Well...

 

1. Deprive yourself of sleep as it will weaken your immune system.

2. Like someone else said, get cold or be in a wet and moldly environment as it will also weaken your immune system.

3. Overexert yourself. Will also weaken your immune system. For example, shouting, screaming, or anything with voice and over doing it could help increase your chances to gain sore throat which could help with acquiring strep throat.

4. Like someone else said, eat expired food.

5. I recomend you don't do this but if you want to get Salmonella, eat raw meat. (SERIOUSLY DON"T DO THIS)

6. Be near sick people.

7. Don't wash your hands.

8. Be dirty and have poor hygiene (except for your teeth, always brush your teeth!)

9. Use old and wet toothbrushes since they will have bacteria.

10. I don't know...eat dirt or lick the floor or something.

 

Why am I encouraging this?....

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Re: How to become sick?

Dec 17, 2012
I hope you aren't taking all these suggestions seriously. One day, you will look back at your past. Then you will feel so stupid and regrettable doing one of these silly things.

Feel free to check my school thread to discuss your problems. What's wrong with your school? Don't you learn something new everyday?
Ho Ho Ha Ha
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Re: How to become sick?

Dec 17, 2012

duke_of_platypus wrote:

Flatchet wrote:
Im a girl...
Y'can still act like a man.

"And shoot tobacco like a man"

!Rafe is Bae!
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Re: How to become sick?

Dec 17, 2012
Swim in a pool of mucus created completely by 1 person with a terrible cold.

As nasty as it sounds, it'll probably work.
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Re: How to become sick?

Dec 18, 2012
Too hardcore.. Some softcore please.
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Re: How to become sick?

Dec 19, 2012

Quickest way to get sick is to go eat dinner with Honey Boo Boo's family.

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