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[INFO] JASONxxVOORHEES

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                             JASONxxVOORHEES PlayStation MVP 
   
 

 

Genre: Adventure/ Shooter

Supported Players: Single Player, Multiplayer Amount - Infinite

Publisher: EA

Developer: Legendary_Vicki, DeckardB, userusb, and da1writer

ESRB Rating: 18+ (banned in AU currently, not the forum though)

Platform: PS3 / PS4 / Vita (Release TBA) / PC / 360 (Canceled) 

Suggested Retail Price: Free to Play (Collector's Edition - $99.99, Digital Premium Edition - $149.99 )

 

A syrupy sweet, post apancakelyptic tale of dining and revenge. In a world ravaged by war, the scattered remnants of humanity scour the ruins for society's new currency. Breakfast food. Our protagonist, JASONxxVOORHEES, mutated by radiation, proudly displays his thick, luxurious, green chest hair while he quests to find the items needed to bring the warring survivors together. Engage hideous and mindless trolls in battle. Enable mods to delete your foes from existence! Create dopplegangers and friends to assist in battle! Utilize multiple armor by the Tenno Corp.  Find and rescue females to repopulate a devastated earth. Harvest maple syrup to use as currency or use as ammunition to blast your enemies with sticky sweetness. You will be forced to make harsh choices in this brave new world. Will you stand up for what is right and risk getting banned? 

 

 

  • Free to Play that can be enjoyed by anybody!

 

  • Like as if Duke Nukem, Fallout, Metro, and Diner Dash had a baby!

 

  • Cocked, Locked, and ready to rock with an exclusive Bonus Weapon "The Super Soaker"! Go for the headshot with this devastating bonus! Don't use too much energy or you might run out!

       (WARNING: Over Usage May Cause Muscle Spasm's and Cramps)

 

  • Collector's Edition contains 1/16 Scale Chiapet bust of Jason. Add water and watch the chest hair grow! Style it to your liking!

 

  • Premium Edition Includes future DLC opportunities if it's not broken (DIGITAL ONLY! Does not include chiapet bust.)

 

Box Qoute's from Critic's agree:

 

  • "Harder than Battletoads, Longer than Skyrim!" - GameStahp 

 

  • "A Tiumph of Moisture!" - LegsVixen

 

  • "A Compelling Blend of Herbs, Spices, and Action!" -  GamerChicken

 

  • "Such Troll, Such Inspiration!" - doge

 

 

-TROPHIES-

 

 

 - Been there, Done that : Now on to the Next Game

 

 - Warframe Specialist : Get all Warframe Trophies

 

 - I Hate You EA : Buy BF4 and Premium Digitally

 

 - You Don't Know Jack : Create Multiple Alts

 

 - There, There Grasshopper : Teach someone how to play a game

 

 - Night-Owl's For Life : Stay up late with friends playing games

 

 - You've Got a Friend in Me : Get online just to chill with friends 

 

 - You See me Trollin' : Troll Everyone

 

 - Evade a Killer : Confuse a Hitman

 

 - Don't Play with That! : Get Female Gamers to pet ziggy

 

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First!

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ChangeDaBullets wrote:

First!


You're never first...

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fav game evr 10/10 need moar
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I laughed probably more than I should have at "apancakelyptic". Smiley LOL

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"Engage hideous and mindless trolls in battle"

 

Smiley LOL

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johngie wrote:
fav game evr 10/10 need moar

11111111/10 u ments? 

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