That was very funny, thankyou for posting.
I did read about one once, where a cop was hiding behind a billboard waiting for a speeding car. After a couple of hours, the cop hears this engine roaring away in the distance, and this young guy driving this beat up old car fly's into view. The cop catches him, walks round to the drivers window and said "Sonny, I been waiting for you all day", the young guy replies "well I got here as fast as i could"!
The cop laughed so much he let the young guy off with a warning lol
I've been stopped three times for speeding but have got off with a warning each time, but I did learn from my mom, who was the best.
She almost knocked a cop off his bike once, he was so mad I thought she was getting a ticket for sure, but she started off like "Oh my God, I could have killed you", and by the end he was complaining about his boo boo on his knee. She got off with a warning, I couldnt believe it!