Reply
Highlighted
Mar 26 2013
By: PLYMCO_PILGRIM Platinum 55490 posts
Online

The Husband Store (Joke)

[ Edited ]
21 replies 154 views Edited Mar 26, 2013

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men…

 

The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.  There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

 

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

 

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

 

Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

 

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?”

 

So up she goes.

 

 

The second floor sign reads:

 

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

 

The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

 

 

The third floor sign reads:

 

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

 

“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

 

 

The fourth floor sign reads:

 

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

 

“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

 

  

The fifth floor sign reads:

 

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

 

“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.

 

 

The sixth floor sign reads:

 

Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

 

Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day.

Message 1 of 22 (154 Views)
Wastelander
Registered: 05/03/2008
Offline
602 posts
 

Re: The Husband Store (Joke)

Mar 26, 2013

LOL   Thanks for that laugh today

Message 2 of 22 (146 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Last Guardian
Registered: 02/17/2010
Online
9502 posts
 

Re: The Husband Store (Joke)

Mar 26, 2013

Good one, even if predictable. Smiley Happy

 

Reminds me the time when I was a toddler and angry at my dad I asked my mom to go to a husband store and buy a new husband.

id 69 signature


  "How do you prove that you exist...? Maybe we don't exist..."

Message 3 of 22 (143 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Uncharted Territory
Registered: 08/11/2012
Offline
1319 posts
 

Re: The Husband Store (Joke)

Mar 26, 2013

ah hahahaha Smiley Very Happy

Message 4 of 22 (142 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Limit Breaker
Registered: 05/24/2009
Offline
18676 posts
 

Re: The Husband Store (Joke)

Mar 26, 2013

lolololol.gif

RE-THINK SALAD


Message 5 of 22 (140 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
MVP Support
Registered: 01/09/2010
Offline
40614 posts
 

Re: The Husband Store (Joke)

Mar 26, 2013

Great joke, not heared it for some time now, still funny.

 

BRIT-KO

CMNTY_SIG_MVP_500x100_002B.jpg



Customer Service - 1-800-345-SONY (7669)
Account & billing Support -1-877-971-SONY (7669)
Available Mon to Fri 8am - 8pm PST
Message 6 of 22 (126 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
VP of Gaming
Registered: 12/28/2006
Online
34146 posts
 

Re: The Husband Store (Joke)

Mar 26, 2013

lulz.

 

for a second though i thought this topic was going to be something along the lines of the "jerk store" joke. Smiley Very Happy Smiley Tongue


Message 7 of 22 (119 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Ghost of Sparta
Registered: 05/05/2010
Offline
13633 posts
 

Re: The Husband Store (Joke)

Mar 26, 2013
Message 8 of 22 (111 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Keyblade Wielder
Registered: 10/02/2011
Offline
7546 posts
 

Re: The Husband Store (Joke)

Mar 26, 2013

Oh no no Phoenix... he finished it. Smiley Wink

Message 9 of 22 (108 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Naughty Paw
Registered: 12/06/2011
Offline
20408 posts
 

Re: The Husband Store (Joke)

Mar 26, 2013

Heavy Laugh

 

 

Good one. Smiley Very Happy

Message 10 of 22 (106 Views)
Reply
0 Likes