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May 05 2013
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Mr. Zurkon Facts Thread

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We can all agree that some of the funniest quotes in All-Stars belong to the lord almighty Mr. Zurkon. So I thought, why not make him as a Chuck Norris-like entity? Try to come up with the most epic facts about our absolute god and destructor! Smiley Very Happy

 

You guys know the drill. I'll begin!

 

"Mr. Zurkon doesn't watch holo-films, they quickly go into his head in afraid of his overwhelming power."

"Mr. Zurkon isn't destroyable, he just chooses to go away because he feels sorry for the pity attacks that hit him."

"Each of Mr. Zurkon's shots lend 200 AP. He just gives Ratchet 1% of it."

 

We shall worship him until the end of times!


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Re: Mr.. Zurkon Facts Thread

May 5, 2013

Doesn't his shots do 2AP damage now?

Anyway...

"Mr.. Zurkon achieved level 3, but the planet is not yet ready."

"Mr.. Zurkon has no pity for the measly victims of Mr.. Zurkon."

 

 

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May 5, 2013
Mr Zurkon is my favourite character in video games, but i lack the creativity to come up with lines to contribute to this discussion Smiley Sad
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Re: Mr.. Zurkon Facts Thread

May 5, 2013

Splatteregg wrote:

Doesn't his shots do 2AP damage now?

 


Thanks, I edited it xD


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May 6, 2013
Mr. Zurkon was meant to be a playable character at first, but even SuperBot could see how broken Mr. Zurkon would be!

When you lose connection from a match, no one has actually, it is because Mr. Zurkon has grown bored of your pathetic performance.

Do you measly humans know why the Gargoyle doesn't have a joke for furball? It is because he fears the wrath of Mr. Zurkon!
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May 6, 2013
*No one has actually quit
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May 6, 2013
People don't rage quit, Mr. Zurkon scares them away, even if the player is unaware or Ratchet isn't in the game.

Originally, Mr.Zurkon was going to be playable and Ratchet would float around him, shooting people

Activision won't let Crash into the game because he would be to petty of an opponent for Mr.Zurkon

...that last one is a little sad...Smiley Sad
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May 7, 2013

Hey, I've got a few more.

 

Pyramid Head can't be in the game because Mr. Zurkon is already too much horror for one game to handle.

The King of All Cosmos can't be in the game because that would be a ripoff of Mr. Zurkon's title.

Mr. Zurkon doesn't even need legs to cause lag on a match.

Mr. Zurkon causes so much fear he stole Omar Kendall's comments.

Mewtwo, Dr. Mario and Roy left the Smash Bros. franchise because they found out they would have to compete with a fighting game that had Mr. Zurkon in it.

 

Any other ideas? C'mon people, Mr. Zurkon won't be pleased if this thread dies Smiley Very Happy


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May 8, 2013
As an act of charity, Mr Zurkon once got a few people who weren't worthy to meet him, meet him. That meeting was known as PSASBR
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