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By: johngie Ghost of Sparta 11942 posts
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Since the last balance patch (I'm not counting the one that got rid of the glitches costumes), all that SSM has been doing instead of working on DLC and balancing, is going one by one through the profiles of every player ever and manually unlocking titles?

I would laugh.
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Me too.

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We don't deserve such amount of humor and irony from the gods xD


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I honestly think they just have like one person trying to fix things with this game, and that's why it took so long to fix the titles. That one guy is just sitting there pressing random buttons and until he finally fixed it
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Lol "The Lone Programmer" out again by himself to fix everything in all stars. After the "fixing the title system" arc, our hero now has been given the daunting task of freeing Crash and Spyro from the clutches of the evil Activision. He only has the one dollar he bravely snagged from his insurance company from the "funds" arc to bargain with. Sadly it seems The Lone Programmer will be bested this day.
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GnomeWizard wrote:
I honestly think they just have like one person trying to fix things with this game, and that's why it took so long to fix the titles. That one guy is just sitting there pressing random buttons and until he finally fixed it

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Lol "The Lone Programmer" out again by himself to fix everything in all stars. After the "fixing the title system" arc, our hero now has been given the daunting task of freeing Crash and Spyro from the clutches of the evil Activision. He only has the one dollar he bravely snagged from his insurance company from the "funds" arc to bargain with. Sadly it seems The Lone Programmer will be bested this day.

Lets give him a name and a back-story!


'Mr. Georgie' was a simple Coffee boy at Sony Santa Monica studios. The best there every was.  
Life was good for Mr. Georgie, until one fateful day, Sony Dropped Super Bot Entertainment and along with it the game known as 'PlayStation All stars Battle Royale'
Sony then gave all rights for the game to Santa Monica studios and left it at that.
Santa Monica took it upon themselves to take a show of hands to see which employees would support the game.
Not a single hand was raised...
At that very moment Mr. Georgie was reaching for a coffee mug on the high shelf when suddenly, one of the employees quickly noticed Mr. Georgie's hand was up and shouted "He'll do it!"
Everyone went up to Mr. Georgie and congratulated him on his bravery.

Armed with his infinite Knowledge with Coffee and coffee products, Mr. Georgie(on his own) is on the adventure of a lifetime, trying to fix and add more content to one crazy Video game.

The road will be tough and full of Angry E-Mails, But Mr.. Georgie is up for the Challenge!

Can Mr.. Georgie Fix this game?

Will Playstation all stars ever be taken seriously as a fighter?

And Where will Santa Monica studios get there coffee from now!?

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For the coffee problem, they will go to the Starbucks across the street.
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How about we change his name to leeroy jenkins?
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retrosoul22 wrote:
For the coffee problem, they will go to the Starbucks across the street.

Not if he's in LA

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