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Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

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Here is a tale I’ll tell right now  

While my Hawk flies upside down

I need to get a pick-up that’s just over there

Sit tight here’s one way that Starhawk doesn’t seem fair

 

In the outer spur rift is raised

Protecting extractors can make for long Zone days

Build ‘n Battle seemed pretty cool

Then I met lots of stat paddin’ fools

who seemed to think KDR means you’re good

I ended up in a fight stacked high like a wall

I cried out loud “stop pounding on noobs you don’t have any balls! (makinze)”

 

They spammed spawn beacons

That rained down from the air

I thought to myself…

“I better get my grinder over there!”

 

The match ended in MY world victory and they seemed irate

I said in the lobby “I beat you with noobs! You guys aren’t that great!”

I left game and checked my messages I did dare, a clan invitation awaited me there!

 

True story.  Oh and the mention of ballsmakinze pounding on noobs is just a shout out and in no way shape or form a reflection on his play.  Even if he got banned from MLG for cheating! Just razzin' ya. I believe you are innocent!

 

Now I can't be the only one silly enough to rip off this song.  Have some fun. What version can you come up with?

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Re: Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

Oct 12, 2012

No one likes my mad skillz yo?

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Re: Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

Oct 12, 2012

I always enjoy Raps.  :smileytongue:

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Re: Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

Oct 12, 2012

you got alot of kudos, seems like some people like it :smileyhappy:

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Re: Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

Oct 12, 2012

Now this is a story all about how

my life got flipped, turned upside down

and i'd like to take a minute

just sit right there

i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called White Sands

 

In White Sands, born and raised

collecting rift is how i spent most of my days

chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool and all

makin some money, i'm not in school

then a couple of outcasts, they were up to no good

started makin trouble in my neighborghood

got exposed to some rift, and we got scared.

my brother was taken over and i'm almost there

 

Cutter get the hawks, tanks, razorbacks

the outer spur is where we're headed

what kind of crap is that?

from Echo to Dust

it's a must

from Scourge to Space

what a nice place

Sever

wherever

where's Cutter?

no brother

i found him!

he died (no!)

wait what? a big butterfly?

 

Time

to

play in a world that's so unique

BHD, GBH, Bow2!, what a treat!

so much chaos in this world, it's never bland

arena, assult, zones, hell let's play in a band!

clustered, shot, locked on and flaked

got a clan mate? better watch their backs! 

don't be like george of the jungle, watch out for those trees!

seeing a grizzly will make you bend down to your knees

build'n'battle is what we do

watch what you build, don't look like a fool!

win some, lose some, that's how it is

just need to know how to handle your biz

well that's all i have for you ladies and gents

White Sands, peace! wait, i think i have to pay rent

 

 

:smileylol: i had way, WAY too much fun with this...

 

 


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Re: Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

Oct 12, 2012

You're welcome

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Re: Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

Oct 12, 2012

GOW71 wrote:

 

True History

Fixed.

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Re: Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

Oct 12, 2012

GOW71 wrote:

Here is a tale I’ll tell right now  

While my Hawk flies upside down

I need to get a pick-up that’s just over there

Sit tight here’s one way that Starhawk doesn’t seem fair

 

In the outer spur rift is raised

Protecting extractors can make for long Zone days

Build ‘n Battle seemed pretty cool

Then I met lots of stat paddin’ fools

who seemed to think KDR means you’re good

I ended up in a fight stacked high like a wall

I cried out loud “stop pounding on noobs you don’t have any balls! (makinze)”

 

They spammed spawn beacons

That rained down from the air

I thought to myself…

“I better get my grinder over there!”

 

The match ended in MY world victory and they seemed irate

I said in the lobby “I beat you with noobs! You guys aren’t that great!”

I left game and checked my messages I did dare, a clan invitation awaited me there!

 

True story.  Oh and the mention of ballsmakinze pounding on noobs is just a shout out and in no way shape or form a reflection on his play.  Even if he got banned from MLG for cheating! Just razzin' ya. I believe you are innocent!

 

Now I can't be the only one silly enough to rip off this song.  Have some fun. What version can you come up with?


This is one for the vaults man, good job!

 

 

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Re: Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

Oct 13, 2012
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Re: Fresh Prince of Starhawk!

Oct 13, 2012

Haha awesome! :smileyvery-happy:

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