Here is a tale I’ll tell right now
While my Hawk flies upside down
I need to get a pick-up that’s just over there
Sit tight here’s one way that Starhawk doesn’t seem fair
In the outer spur rift is raised
Protecting extractors can make for long Zone days
Build ‘n Battle seemed pretty cool
Then I met lots of stat paddin’ fools
who seemed to think KDR means you’re good
I ended up in a fight stacked high like a wall
I cried out loud “stop pounding on noobs you don’t have any balls! (makinze)”
They spammed spawn beacons
That rained down from the air
I thought to myself…
“I better get my grinder over there!”
The match ended in MY world victory and they seemed irate
I said in the lobby “I beat you with noobs! You guys aren’t that great!”
I left game and checked my messages I did dare, a clan invitation awaited me there!
True story. Oh and the mention of ballsmakinze pounding on noobs is just a shout out and in no way shape or form a reflection on his play. Even if he got banned from MLG for cheating! Just razzin' ya. I believe you are innocent!
Now I can't be the only one silly enough to rip off this song. Have some fun. What version can you come up with?
Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and i'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called White Sands
In White Sands, born and raised
collecting rift is how i spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool and all
makin some money, i'm not in school
then a couple of outcasts, they were up to no good
started makin trouble in my neighborghood
got exposed to some rift, and we got scared.
my brother was taken over and i'm almost there
Cutter get the hawks, tanks, razorbacks
the outer spur is where we're headed
what kind of crap is that?
from Echo to Dust
it's a must
from Scourge to Space
what a nice place
Sever
wherever
where's Cutter?
no brother
i found him!
he died (no!)
wait what? a big butterfly?
Time
to
play in a world that's so unique
BHD, GBH, Bow2!, what a treat!
so much chaos in this world, it's never bland
arena, assult, zones, hell let's play in a band!
clustered, shot, locked on and flaked
got a clan mate? better watch their backs!
don't be like george of the jungle, watch out for those trees!
seeing a grizzly will make you bend down to your knees
build'n'battle is what we do
watch what you build, don't look like a fool!
win some, lose some, that's how it is
just need to know how to handle your biz
well that's all i have for you ladies and gents
White Sands, peace! wait, i think i have to pay rent
i had way, WAY too much fun with this...
GOW71 wrote:
Here is a tale I’ll tell right now
While my Hawk flies upside down
I need to get a pick-up that’s just over there
Sit tight here’s one way that Starhawk doesn’t seem fair
In the outer spur rift is raised
Protecting extractors can make for long Zone days
Build ‘n Battle seemed pretty cool
Then I met lots of stat paddin’ fools
who seemed to think KDR means you’re good
I ended up in a fight stacked high like a wall
I cried out loud “stop pounding on noobs you don’t have any balls! (makinze)”
They spammed spawn beacons
That rained down from the air
I thought to myself…
“I better get my grinder over there!”
The match ended in MY world victory and they seemed irate
I said in the lobby “I beat you with noobs! You guys aren’t that great!”
I left game and checked my messages I did dare, a clan invitation awaited me there!
True story. Oh and the mention of ballsmakinze pounding on noobs is just a shout out and in no way shape or form a reflection on his play. Even if he got banned from MLG for cheating! Just razzin' ya. I believe you are innocent!
Now I can't be the only one silly enough to rip off this song. Have some fun. What version can you come up with?
This is one for the vaults man, good job!
