My complaint about LBI
On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of LBI's crotchets. Let me make clear what is foremost on my mind and what the focus of this letter will be: I, hardheaded cynic that I am, don't need to tell you that all LBI wants is to yield this country to the forces of darkness, oppression, and tyranny. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that besides being blatantly sexist towards the female gender, it is totally high-handed. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that one of its favorite tricks is to create a problem, then offer the solution. Naturally, it's always its solutions that grant it the freedom to remake the world to suit its own out-of-touch needs, never the original problem. Now that this letter has come to an end, I truly hope you walk away from it realizing that LBI, ever the drama queen, has been shrieking about how it is a master of precognition, psychokinesis, remote viewing, and other undeveloped human capabilities.
