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Dec 12, 2012

Man, Mr. BnS's granma, God rest her soul... when I was a manager at Wally Mart, and she was still very healthy, she'd get the Wally Cart....

 

Which always bugged the heck outta me.

 

I'll never forget the first time she took it for a spin around the store... and we have one of those tiny, cramped, outdated, ghetto Wal Marts.  Anyway.  She gets the throttle stuck at WIDE OPEN in the lingerie section.... Bras and panties are flying into the air, she's out of  control, has 'whiskey throttle' problems, comes out the other side of the area draped in garters and Pj's....

 

 

 I will go to Hell for laughing at her at that moment... and every moment I think about it since.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Whiskey throttle is when you give to much throttle and you start to slip off the back of the bike/4 wheeler and your hand just pulls the throttle more and you go out of control!
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Dec 12, 2012

Bate you won't go to hell, I think God may have been laughing with you :smileytongue:

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Dec 12, 2012

Well, it was divinely funny.  :smileyvery-happy:

 

 

One of my better memories working in that place.  Mr. Sam must be rolling over in his grave with the way its ran now.

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Dec 12, 2012

batenswytch wrote:

Well, it was divinely funny.  :smileyvery-happy:

 

 

One of my better memories working in that place.  Mr. Sam must be rolling over in his grave with the way its ran now.


like you were saying, she didn't need it but used it all the time so maybe it was Karma playing a joke, or God, Or whatever you want to call it :smileywink:.

 

 

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Dec 12, 2012
In a topic that got very quickly yanked by moderation...

Arron_Rift wrote:

 

Hey everybody!

 

Just wanted to point out that today is 12-12-12, and for some of you, in a few hours it will be 12:12:12 PM, 12-12-12 :smileytongue: (or twelve twelves)

 

Enjoy!



You 12-12-12 noobs slay me.  12-12-12 is nowhere near as awesome as 11-11-11 was.  I mean, literally, 11-11-11 has much better symetry AS WELL AS symbolism.  Even the time on that day when the clock hit "11:11;11" was much cooler than "12:12;12".  That worthless developer, FatherTime Interactive, told us they were going to give us a real sequel to 11x3... instead we get this imbalanced gimmick.

 

At least, FTI could have waited and called it 12-21-12.  That way, at least, it would have had some inference to the end of the world.  JEESH!

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Dec 12, 2012

Instant Karma!

 

 

SHAMPOW!

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Dec 12, 2012

Geeze.

 

Its no where near as awesome as 06-06-06.

 

Everyone thought Satan was going to take over the world then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe he did?  We've had a lot more reality tv since then....

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Dec 12, 2012

PLYMCO_PILGRIM wrote:

so maybe it was Karma playing a joke, or God, Or whatever you want to call it :smileywink:.


I call it the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

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Dec 12, 2012

Zoey Deschanel fans:

 

Look up She & Him on youtube some time.

 

She's not only adorable, but sings very well:

 

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Dec 12, 2012
It is the last time the day, month, and year will match up in our lifetime.
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