It would be cool if LBI came to these forums every once in a while. They would be nice to talk to them, and it would be cool for them to see all of our ideas (even though they are useless to LBI). It would be cool if they read my story.
Jacob just got the call from the hospital, doctor tells him his wife is going into labor. Jacob is ecstatic about the news for two reasons. One he is going to be a father, and two being exposed to rift radiation in the past intergalactic war, the doctors said he was infertile and would never have children again. Jacob felt truly blessed and rushed over to the hospital. On the way, Jacob calls his best friend Emmett about the news, and tells him to meet him at the hospital. Emmett gives Jacob best regards and agrees to meet. As Jacob and Emmett enter the room where Jessica is having the baby, the doctor tells Jessica for one more strong push. Moments later the baby was officially born, it was a girl. After such a momentous occasion there was an awkward silence. Jacob always preferred a boy over a girl but surely that wouldn't make Jacob so quiet after just being made a daddy. No, the problem was much greater, you see, Jacob and Jessica are white.....but the baby was black. The doctor looked at Jessica, Jessica looked at Jacob, Jacob at Jessica, doctor at Jacob, then everyone at Emmett. After some moments Emmett spoke and said..."you mad?"
How did Emmett make Jessica want that D?
Read Issue #43 "The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice"