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Shouper2273
Posts: 1,265
Registered: ‎08-11-2012

Re: Starhawk Legends

well atleast you didn`t chosoe "Shouper" to get luaghed at by an 8 year old then out of curasity search "Shouper" in Urben dicaneary to learn it means "shower pooper" :smileyembarrassed:

 

idk which is more embarresing, my user name, saying "hi" to Southern_Dude and my voice cracking or having to do the "mentel excersise" to warm up in soccerr while family members watch :smileysad:

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Samokoske
Posts: 3,285
Registered: ‎10-16-2012

Re: Starhawk Legends

Unleash the demon! '> ·<t


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eViL_NcARnaTE-
Posts: 347
Registered: ‎03-24-2009

Re: Starhawk Legends

I stand in poop?
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Samokoske
Posts: 3,285
Registered: ‎10-16-2012

Re: Starhawk Legends

Wrong thread shouper... but that was funny.


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Samokoske
Posts: 3,285
Registered: ‎10-16-2012

Re: Starhawk Legends

Ope! Nvm..... I'm the confuzed hurr


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Southern_DuDe_20
Posts: 5,965
Registered: ‎01-24-2012

Re: Starhawk Legends

Lol thats what your name means. I thought it was just a random word.

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UnKnOwN_FoRcE0
Posts: 1,036
Registered: ‎03-26-2012

Re: Starhawk Legends

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I guess im unknown....:smileysad:

 

 

 

wait I was always unknown!:smileylol:

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Matt-Moore
Posts: 262
Registered: ‎02-03-2010

Re: Starhawk Legends

Don't see my name in here, guess I should have played more :smileylol:

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chemicalgroom
Posts: 5,023
Registered: ‎12-25-2008

Re: Starhawk Legends


eViL_NcARnaTE- wrote:
So players are not suppose to use jetpacks or classic flight? Why did they put them in the game then?

MegaGarbage u only get kills on noobs. The only way u can kill anybody good is by random land mines or panic grenades.

How are we suppose to determine who is a legend? What makes a legendary player? Balls said serious nominations but mostly all weve gotten is "_____ is a legend because he/she makes me smile"

It's not rocket science. It's more like brain surgery. Basically, you take the number of kills a guy has in Starhawk, divide it by a fraction equal to the the number of hate mails that he received over the hate mails he has sent, multiple it by the number of times he changed his diaper, divide it by the product of the objective captures he has times 1/5th, square it by the number of Mountain Dew cans littered on the floor, increase it by a factorial of the times he forgot to change the kitty litter, and divide it by his ritalin dosage per liter. If the number you get is greater than 69, he is a legend.

 

Now, some of you ladies might be wondering why it is a "he", but I'm pretty sure none of you would qualify based on the mathematical equation we're using here.

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thesupertman
Posts: 5,400
Registered: ‎09-08-2012

Re: Starhawk Legends

Yo, southern dude!!!! I want to play with you!!! I suck, but we'll still have a blast!!

Where are you from, I'm in Canada.
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