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Nov 08 2012
By: ballsmakinze Fender Bender 2611 posts
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Starhawk Roast

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Ok so I'll admit today has been a really fun day for me on here so lets keep it going. Its Starhawk Roast time. You can either roast the players, the game or of course the creators.
Have fun!

As the roast master I'll start:

Welcome to the roast of Starhawk. The one thing where you can have fun, be beat by 6 other guys and get kicked all at the same time....well...if you don't count bus_drivers work truck. Oh bus. You're always so much fun to play with and one day we'll teach you the art of the ground game. Only thing that sucks as bad as bus on the ground is...well...bus.

Lmfao already having fun.

Keep it going

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Treasure Hunter
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Nov 8, 2012

I like this.  I'm just all out of funny and smart right now. :smileysad:

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Nov 8, 2012
lol it'll come to you bate
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Nov 8, 2012

Well, another election has come and gone. Tough times ahead for the President, unemployment is on the rise, especially in Austin, TX.

 

Tuesday was a bad day for Republicans. Analysts are saying that Romney wasn't conservative enough, and that he could learn a lot from the mods over at the Starhawk forums.

 

I heard that Iran shot at a US drone over international waters and missed. I never knew that wrappy was Iranian.

 

Jared Loughner was sentenced today for killing 6 people. An interview with a former member of T$ was quoted saying, "Six? That's nothing, I can do that with one cluster-bomb".

 

People on the east coast are beginning the long battle of healing from Sandy. Reports are saying that it was the worst disaster since "Build and Battle".

 

 

 

 

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Nov 8, 2012
Ahhaha
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Nov 8, 2012

Starhawk Roast? I'll have mine rare, please, like Triple-Cloudy's girlfriends.

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Nov 8, 2012

Everyone look out, chemicalgroom is here and he's an excellent roaster. He learned everything he knows from Dean Martin. When they were in highschool together.

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Fender Bender
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Nov 8, 2012
Aw Dean Martin. He was a big time player back in the day. Only thing bigger than that is the BHD member list. BHD. Now that's an exclusive club. About as exclusive as the Starhawk beta was.
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Nov 8, 2012
Well, Starhawk was a good friend of mine... But always base raped me O.O
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Nov 9, 2012

CyVirus wrote:
Well, Starhawk was a good friend of mine... But always base raped me O.O

Are we talking about "legitimate" base-rape? Because there is a difference.

 

I had to go and bring up politics again and I just hope I don't start a fight. In political debates, all anyone wants to do is spin the facts. Spin, spin, spin. It's like arguing with Alexius92.

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