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Fender Bender
ballsmakinze
Posts: 2,604
Registered: ‎07-25-2012

Re: Starhawk Roast

In other news today the secretary of defense told reporters today that the new F-19 would have a super sonic boost. In fact the only thing that boosts harder is bow2. Aw bow2. They give 6 guys on 1 a whole new meaning.
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triple_cloudy
Posts: 762
Registered: ‎04-26-2009

Re: Starhawk Roast

Looks like Starhawk made #3 on the 10 Most Wanted Holiday Gifts list this year! It should have gone to #1 but was barely beaten out by #2, socks, and #1, broccoli.

 

Remember, the holiday season isn't just about giving gifts, it's also about helping your community. Dylan Jobe recently volunteered at a homeless shelter. When asked about his experience, Jobe said, "It was great seeing all my former employees again".

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wrappy
Posts: 927
Registered: ‎07-14-2009

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chemicalgroom wrote:

Starhawk Roast? I'll have mine rare, please, like Triple-Cloudy's girlfriends.


no TCs got a girlfriend, you can tell by the tobacco spit stains on both sides of his p/u truck.  a lot of people don't know trip is from the north country. he's so far out in the middle of nowhere he has to wear button fly jeans...because the sheep can hear that zipper from a mile away.

 

now my fearless clan leader busdriver is from alabama, he always offers to help people learn to fly caf, southerners are always so friendly, the other day he introduced me to his wife and sister...there was only one woman standing there. ba dum bum

 

thank you I'll be here all week, speaking of weak,

balls is a hell of a guy and I love playing with him. I never have to worry where the mine p/u's are. I just have to kill balls and I know I'll have all the mines I need.

 

there's a rumor going around that irres is fat, it's true, when he plays with suga we call ourselves greenpeace and try to protect him from harpoon attacks. irres used to be the funniest guy on these forums. that is till chem showed up.

 

I'm not going to make fun of chemicalgroom, he's had a tough year being a redsox fan and all.

 

 

thank you, make sure to tip your waiter or waitress on the way out.

 

 

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Fender Bender
ballsmakinze
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Full of Charlie sheen^
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IRRES169
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Registered: ‎05-15-2012

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Irres:  Wrappy let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to...

 

 

Wrappy:    Irres where you that little boy?

 

 

Irres:  No! No! But I used to beat the **bleep** out him! "Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?" Aaagghh!

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triple_cloudy
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wrappy wrote:

chemicalgroom wrote:

Starhawk Roast? I'll have mine rare, please, like Triple-Cloudy's girlfriends.


no TCs got a girlfriend, you can tell by the tobacco spit stains on both sides of his p/u truck.  

 

I only have spit stains on one side of my truck, thank you very much, I don't chew.

 

 southerners are always so friendly, the other day he introduced me to his wife and sister...there was only one woman standing there. ba dum bum

 

How is batenswytch anyway?

 

balls is a hell of a guy and I love playing with him. 

 

I had a hunch you liked playing with balls.

 

thank you, make sure to tip your waiter or waitress on the way out.

 

Good advice, folks, dreamcaster21 appreciates your generosity.

 


 

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ballsmakinze
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Epic bump
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THE_MANGAAS
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Registered: ‎03-07-2012

Re: Starhawk Roast

[ Edited ]

Haha, Triple cloudy, whoever the **bleep** he is, won this thread.

 

 

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chemicalgroom
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Registered: ‎12-25-2008

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THE_MANGAAS wrote:

Haha, Triple cloudy, whoever the **bleep** he is, won this thread.

 

 


It's amazing what a homeless man with leprosy can do when given a computer and a Wi-Fi signal, isn't it? It never could have happened under a Romney administration.

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triple_cloudy
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Registered: ‎04-26-2009

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chemicalgroom wrote:

THE_MANGAAS wrote:

Haha, Triple cloudy, whoever the **bleep** he is, won this thread.

 

 


It's amazing what a homeless man with leprosy can do when given a computer and a Wi-Fi signal, isn't it? It never could have happened under a Romney administration.


FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!

 

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