01-25-2013 01:36 PM
01-25-2013 02:27 PM
Wow, they got there hands on an MAD LIBS book with big words...
Some of my colleagues recommended that I write a letter about how in order to maintain harmony with my conscience I must step up to the plate and maintain social tranquillity. This is that letter. Many of the arguments I'm about to make rest upon the rock-solid principles of freedom of thought and freedom of speech. If it weren't for these freedoms, I wouldn't be allowed to tell you that the other day I surveyed the first few people I met. Only one person I interviewed actually believes that big emotions come from big words. (I found out later that that person is a member of Waablammmo's coalition of pesky ne'er-do-wells and tartarean reavers so I claim that we can safely discount his opinion.) Everyone else I polled already realizes that Waablammmo is an opportunist. That is, he is an ideological chameleon without any real morality, without a soul