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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

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Jul 31, 2013

HPVale wrote:

(more of a story than a joke!)

 

(*running, Ellie ahead*)

"ELLIE! Through that door!" - Joel

(*reaching door, trying to open*)

"It-doesn't-budge! Aagh!" - Ellie

"Ellie, faster!" - Joel

"I'm trying, i'm pushing, i'm pushing!" -  Ellie

(*reaching Ellie*)

"Ellie it says PULL on it!" - Joel

(*opening and getting in, closing it behind them*)

(*breathlessly*) "Well, that was pull-****!" - Ellie

"You don't know when to quit, do you!?" - Joel

 

Edit: language

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Aug 7, 2013

(Game of the Year Award jokes...)

 

"What do you think Ellie? Are we gonna get the Game of the Year award?" - Joel

"After all we've been through. Everything that I've done...the game director's done, the designer, animators, voice actors, programmers...it can't be for nothing" - Ellie

 

 

"Joel, up there. The award." - Ellie 

(press L3 button to view)

"Uh, I see it." - Joel

"How are we gonna get it?" - Ellie

*tense moment*

"Ladder. We need a ladder" - Joel

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Aug 7, 2013

HPVale wrote:

(Game of the Year Award jokes...)

 

"What do you think Ellie? Are we gonna get the Game of the Year award?" - Joel

"After all we've been through. Everything that I've done...the game director's done, the designer, animators, voice actors, programmers...it can't be for nothing" - Ellie

 

 

"Joel, up there. The award." - Ellie 

(press L3 button to view)

"Uh, I see it." - Joel

"How are we gonna get it?" - Ellie

*tense moment*

"Ladder. We need a ladder" - Joel


I remember those from that one "Game of the Year" thread or something, lol.

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Aug 7, 2013

WinterEdit wrote

I remember those from that one "Game of the Year" thread or something, lol.


Haha, yeah i was the one who wrote them! Thought i'd post them here too!:smileytongue:

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

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"**bleep** watch out!" - Ellie

(Joel smashes hunter's head)

"That plank lasted more than four hits? Where did you find it?" - Ellie

"Back in Los Angeles" - Joel

"Holy-wood!" - Ellie

"Really?" - Joel

"I'm telling you Joel, one day that plank is gonna become famous..." - Ellie

 

Edit: Profanity removed

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Aug 8, 2013

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks: "This taste funny to you?"

 

A clicker walks into a bar. - Awkward silence.

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Aug 8, 2013

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks: "This taste funny to you?"

 

A clicker walks into a bar. - Awkward silence.


Haha omg these are great!! :smileylol:

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

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-Joel and Ellie just came from killing some hunters that ambushed them-

Ellie: Okay...time to lighten to mood.

-Ellie takes out her joke book and starts reading-

Ellie: What does an arrow do when you shoot it from a bow?

Joel: Hm...what?

Ellie: It flies through the aero. 

-Ellie looks up at Joel-

Ellie: I don't get it.

Joel: Aero means air.

-Ellie looks back down to the book-

Ellie: OH, HAHA, I get it!

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