Ok so i posted some lame jokes on another thread and thought we could all have some fun!
Lets write "No Pun Intended" style jokes THAT, PREFERABLY, HAVE TO DO WITH THE LAST OF US!!
I'll start with the ones i already posted:
"What's that?" - Joel
"It's a joke book. No Pun Intended, Volume Three by Will Livingston" - Ellie
"Hmm" - Joel
"Check this one. What do you call the The Last of Us sequel?" - Ellie
*shrugs* - Joel
"The Last of a Lot More of Us Than We Initially Thought Existed." - Ellie
"Okay" - Joel
"Got another one for you" - Ellie
"What do you say to someone who lost the VG Award to us?" - Ellie
"Don't know" - Joel
"That's The Last of It you'll ever see...get it? The last of..." - Ellie
"I get it, Ellie." - Joel
Ellie: "What is a great gag that you can't stop laughing about?"
Joel: "I don't know, what?"
Ellie: "Choke of the century."
Also, shouldn't the title of the Volume be more like "No Pun Intended, Volume Tree by Will Livingston"?
I have acquired the grade of Master in The Last of Us story/character/game knowledge as I have played it through 9 times.
... I have no life.
"'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a **bleep**zu.''
Hahaha that's clever! Anyway, here's my joke.
Ellie: "There once was a girl from mantuckit!"
Naughty Dogs #1 Fanboy!
"I hate cliff hangers." -Ellie.
Asshatery knows no boundaries.
*Ellie takes out joke book*
Joel: *sigh* Again?
Ellie: Of course. Time to lighten the mood . . . okay, found one. What do turkies and bananas have in common?
Joel: I don't know. What?
Ellie: They're both yellow. Except for the turkey. *laughs*
Joel: That was . . .
Ellie: Awesome! I know, right?
Joel: That wasn't what I was going to . . . nevermind
Ellie: . . . What is a zebra?
Joel: Do I want to know?
Ellie: *shakes her head, laughing* Twenty-five sizes larger than an A-bra.
Joel: You find that funny?
Ellie: I find it gross. . . . Okay, okay, okay, How do you catch an unique animal?
Joel: *sighs* How?
Ellie: Unique up on him? . . . Wait, what? *gasp* Oh, I get it. *buckles over in laughter* Get it, Joel?
Joel: I get it.
Ellie: Alright. One more. Gotta make it good. . . . *laughs* Found one. This is golden. What do you call a deer with no eye?
Joel: I have no idea.
Ellie: You're right! I-have-no-eye deer! *hysterical laughter* Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?
Joel: *chuckles* Alright, let's get moving.