07-02-2013 03:54 PM
Ellie: What do Hunters and Ex-Wives have in common?
Joel: I'm not sure..
Ellie: They'll take everything you've got and leave you for dead!
Joel: Ellie! That is NOT funny.
07-02-2013 04:19 PM
HoodlumX wrote:Well I deeply apologize. If that disturbs you then I'm guessing you live in Happyville, USA. None of what I said either had to do with Ellie in a sexual way, so I hope you're not getting at that.
No joker, I'm live in Russia.
07-02-2013 10:58 PM - edited 07-03-2013 10:42 AM
07-02-2013 11:07 PM - edited 07-03-2013 01:16 PM
07-03-2013 01:52 AM
Joel And Ellie Walk into a bar
Joel say: you know what to do look for supplies
Ellie says: i know i know
Ellie finds a bottle and says: look I found some vodka
Joel says: great I can make a Molotov
Ellie groans: why do you always do that
Joel says: do what
Ellie says: every time I find vodka you go straight to Molotov don't you ever have fun. Lets drink it
Joel says:so what will we do if we are up against a clicker or a runner
suddenly a runner bursts in
Ellie throws a brick at its head and it falls to the floor
"That!" she said
Joel says: Okay, bottoms up
07-03-2013 02:30 AM
Good jokes guys, keep it up!
"Alright time to lighten the mood" - Ellie
"Found any matches then? - Joel
"Haha, sarcasm...better than nothing Joel" - Ellie
"So...what do you call a Clicker with cheese?" - Ellie
"Hmm...no idea" - Joel
"Mushroom pizza!...that makes me hungry" - Ellie
"I think i just lost my appetite" - Joel