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Wastelander
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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 2, 2013

Ellie: What do Hunters and Ex-Wives have in common?

Joel: I'm not sure..

Ellie: They'll take everything you've got and leave you for dead!

Joel: Ellie! That is NOT funny.

Ellie: Touche


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Lombax Warrior
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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 2, 2013

HoodlumX wrote:
Well I deeply apologize. If that disturbs you then I'm guessing you live in Happyville, USA. None of what I said either had to do with Ellie in a sexual way, so I hope you're not getting at that.

No joker, I'm live in Russia.

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 3, 2013
You have some awesome jokes in here! Kudos to you!
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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

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"What did the eskimo say to the other eskimo?" - Ellie

"Ellie..." - Joel

"You're treading on some mighty thin ice here." - Ellie

"I think i heard this one before..."  - Joel

"Yeah it does ring a bell..." - Ellie

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"Haha check this one out" - Ellie

"Go on..." - Joel

"What do you call a Clicker that makes jokes?" - Ellie

"Huh, got me" - Joel

"A fungi! Get it...fun-guy!" - Ellie

"That's not how it's pronounced Ellie" - Joel

"Jeez!...you know how to ruin a joke!" - Ellie

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 3, 2013

Joel And Ellie Walk into a bar

 

Joel say: you know what to do look for supplies

 

Ellie says: i know      i know

 

Ellie finds a bottle and says: look I found some vodka

 

Joel says: great I can make a Molotov

 

Ellie groans: why do you always do that

 

Joel says: do what

 

Ellie says: every time I find vodka you go straight to Molotov  don't you ever have fun. Lets drink it

 

Joel says:so what will we do if we are up against a clicker or a runner

 

suddenly a runner bursts in

 

Ellie throws a brick at its head and it falls to the floor

 

"That!" she said

 

Joel says: Okay, bottoms up

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 3, 2013
not very funny but it only took me a second to think of XD

enjoy
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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 3, 2013
HERES MY JOKE

ELLIE: WANNA HERE A JOKE JOEL?
JOEL: SURE
ELLI: YOUR DAUGHTER! LMAAAO!
JOEL: )*:
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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 3, 2013
thats cold XD
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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 3, 2013

Good jokes guys, keep it up! :smileyhappy:

 

"Alright time to lighten the mood" - Ellie

"Found any matches then? - Joel

"Haha, sarcasm...better than nothing Joel" - Ellie

"So...what do you call a Clicker with cheese?" - Ellie

"Hmm...no idea" - Joel

"Mushroom pizza!...that makes me hungry" - Ellie

"I think i just lost my appetite" - Joel

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