(Walking through a building in salt lake city after seeing the giraffes)
Joel... - Ellie
What is it? - Joel
What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a rhino? - Ellie
Ellie.. (Sigh) I dont know. - Joel
Elephino... (busts up laughing) Get it? Hell-if-I-know - Ellie
Heh, that one actually wasnt too bad. - Joel
Joel: I bet that route takes us directly to Jackson. From there, we're in.
Ellie: Yeah, in like Flynn, right?
Ellie: In like Flynn.
Joel: I don't get it.
Ellie: Just give me a boost.
Ellie: I poopied my panties
Joel: What in the sam hell has gotten into you Ellie?
Ellie: I needs new panties. My butt puked everywhere.
Joel: I got a joke.
Ellie: Ok, what is it?
Ellie: Moo is the sound a cow makes. That's cool.
Joel: Ellie, you have got some explaining to do.
Ellie: Bite me, numbnuts.
Joel: Do I look like a Clicker?
Ellie: Your neck will be clicking in a few seconds if you don't back off.
Joel: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.