Ellie: "So, would you sing for me? I want to hear you sing, Joel. Pleeeeeease?"
Joel: "Hmh. I doubt you would want to hear me sinning."
Ellie: "Oookay. You got me there."
I have acquired the grade of Master in The Last of Us story/character/game knowledge as I have played it through 9 times.
... I have no life.
*while they are being shot at
Ellie: Hey Joel!
Joel: What, Ellie? Kind of preoccupied here!
Ellie: There's a guy above you, there's a guy above you!
Joel:...um, I know. He shot me in the ar-
*Ellie shots guy with bow, causing him to fall
Ellie: There's a guy below you, there's a guy below you!
Joel: This joke thing is getting real outta hand here, baby girl.
“Okay!” - Ellie
“No, no” – Joel
“What? Come on, promise it’s the last one” – Ellie
“Now that one, I've heard of before” – Joel
“Don’t be a d*ck Joel.” – Ellie
“Hmm…fine” – Joel
“How would you describe a quarantine zone that is all wet and hot?” - Ellie
“I don’t want to know!” – Joel
“Ja-QZ!” – Ellie
“Ellie, you don’t even know what a jacuzzi is” – Joel
“Don’t matter!” -Ellie
(more of a story than a joke!)
(*running, Ellie ahead*)
"ELLIE! Through that door!" - Joel
(*reaching door, trying to open*)
"It-doesn't-budge! Aagh!" - Ellie
"Ellie, faster!" - Joel
"I'm trying, i'm pushing, i'm pushing!" - Ellie
"Ellie it says PULL on it!" - Joel
(*opening and getting in, closing it behind them*)
(*breathlessly*) "Well, that was pull-sh*t!" - Ellie
"You don't know when to quit, do you!?" - Joel