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Monster Hunter
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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 6, 2013

Joel- Guess what.

Ellie- What? 

Joel- Chickenbutt.

Ellie- No, it's Chickensh*t

 

 

 

Ellie- What do you call a former firefighting tool?

Joel- What? 

Ellie- An ex-tingiusher.

Joel- -__-

 

 

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 6, 2013

Ellie: "So, would you sing for me? I want to hear you sing, Joel. Pleeeeeease?"

 

Joel: "Hmh. I doubt you would want to hear me sinning."

 

Ellie: "Oookay. You got me there."

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 6, 2013
I wish one of the devs would post a joke. :smileytongue:
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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 6, 2013

renatabls wrote:
I wish one of the devs would post a joke. :smileytongue:

"Triple Cash + Hammers Lab"

 

That good enough?

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 6, 2013

"What does David say to a stranger he meets who plays ball with a human head?" - Ellie

"My God Ellie!" - Joel

"Can-i-ball too?" - Ellie

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

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Jul 7, 2013

*while they are being shot at

 

Ellie: Hey Joel!

Joel: What, Ellie? Kind of preoccupied here!

Ellie: There's a guy above you, there's a guy above you!

Joel:...um, I know. He shot me in the ar-

*Ellie shots guy with bow, causing him to fall

Ellie: There's a guy below you, there's a guy below you!

Joel: This joke thing is getting real outta hand here, baby girl.

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

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Ellie- What's a Hunter's favorite fruit? 

Joel- I dunno. A banana? 

Ellie- Wow, close. It's a G-rape 

Joel- Shut up. 

 

 

I know .It was terrible

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

Jul 8, 2013

"Haha, ok ok hear this one!" - Ellie

"Ellie, please-" - Joel

"If i starred into a movie with Denzel Washington, what would it be called?" - Ellie

"Hmm.........The Book of Ellie?" - Joel

"Haha, oh my God yes!...awesome!" - Ellie

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Jul 26, 2013

“Okay!” - Ellie

“No, no” – Joel

“What? Come on, promise it’s the last one” – Ellie

“Now that one, I've heard of before” – Joel

“Don’t be a d*ck Joel.” – Ellie

“Hmm…fine” – Joel

“How would you describe a quarantine zone that is all wet and hot?” - Ellie

“I don’t want to know!” – Joel

Ja-QZ!” – Ellie

“Ellie, you don’t even know what a jacuzzi is” – Joel

“Don’t matter!” -Ellie

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Re: Create your own "Ellie Joke"

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(more of a story than a joke!)

 

(*running, Ellie ahead*)

"ELLIE! Through that door!" - Joel

(*reaching door, trying to open*)

"It-doesn't-budge! Aagh!" - Ellie

"Ellie, faster!" - Joel

"I'm trying, i'm pushing, i'm pushing!" -  Ellie

(*reaching Ellie*)

"Ellie it says PULL on it!" - Joel

(*opening and getting in, closing it behind them*)

(*breathlessly*) "Well, that was pull-sh*t!" - Ellie

"You don't know when to quit, do you!?" - Joel

 

Edit: language

U--J

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