David's men 1 (dunno the name): What are you waiting for? Shoot her!
DM 2: But David said not to sh..(DM 1 cuts in)
DM 1: F*** David!! Shoot her now!
*this was funny as heck to me because as soon as I heard DM 1's response I told myself "That would be my exact response if i was DM 1 on that situation". And also as ellie was stabbing David I was like "F david" lol!
*Joel got impaled*
Ellie: Stay right there I'm gonna open the door.
Joel: Take your time.
I all of a sudden remembered the thing Ellie said on the beach front "Sarcasm... Making progress."
Ellie: Tell them Ellie is the little girl that broke your F*****NG FINGER
*That was epic and hilarious at the same time, one of my fav Ellie moments.
** A bunch of Ellie vs Bill arguments lmao.
"Tell them Ellie is the little girl that broke your FU*KING FINGER" and "Why these are all stuck together " and Ellie's little jokes, and the last conversation between Joel and Ellie, and Ellie saying " You cant deny the view though" when she saw the capital building. GOD I LOVE THIS GAME
"Oh, babygirl" when he catches up with Ellie right after she kills David. The way it is delivered and the way it draws parallels with Sarah, was brilliant. It was touching and emotional and you know that after everything they've been through they are now very close.
For Ellie: "Everyone I have cared for has either died - or left me. So don't tell me that I would be safer with someone else because the truth is I would just be more scared." Brilliant writing and toucing moment.
"Ellie. Tell them that Ellie is the little girl who broke your **bleep** FINGER!" No explanation needed.
Favorite line of whole game.
Bill: You keep babysitting long enough and eventually it's gonna blow up in your face.
Joel: Bill, can we please just get on with it?
Bill: *tosses shotgun abruptly to Joel* Here. Let's GET on with IT.
The way Bill says it just makes me like it the most.
The part is around 1:25 in the video if you want to get right to it.
Men and their testosterone damaged feelings.
Bill: "What are you delivering?"
Bill: "That little brat?"
Ellie: "Ha ha. **bleep** you too."
One of the many times I cracked up in this game.
Maybe the most important words used so many different ways...yet it is censored unrelentingly in the U.S. because we are the greatest f---ed up country the world has ever known. ROTFLMAO...