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Remember the Subway commercials and ads for U3 back in 2011? Just imagine what it would be for the Last Of Us.

Ellie-"Joel, what is this place?"

Joel-"The only place where you could get a good d*** sammich."

Ellie-"But it looks barely messed up by nature."

Joel-"Duh, each Subway is made out of adamantium and the ivory of Wolly Mammoths in order to assure public safety while you eat your d*** sammich."

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Apr 18, 2013

I don't imagine an advertisement campaign would ever run using a prolonged conversation between the two main characters of the game like so. Most likely the commercial would involve action between Joel and his attackers, and maybe Ellie helping out. Then you'd probably hear a voice over saying something to the effect of...

 

"Don't miss out! Get to your Subway today being amongst the surviving members of the human race who will score the ultimate prize pack!"


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Apr 18, 2013
Don't think this game is aiming for comedy....
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Joel, and Ellie are fighting behind a barrier, we hear a plane go across the sky, the camera pans up, it's in a ball of flame!

The camera pans back down to Joel, "All this fighting makes me **bleep** hungry!"

 

The Camera focuses on a nearby window Drake comes bursting through the window and yells, "Here ya go!" tossing the sandwhich, and drink at Joel. The camera centres back on Joel "Get your limited edition The Last of Us cups at your nearest subway, while supplies last!"

 

and then yada yada yada it goes through the basic subway stuff, and ends with, obviously, Subway, Eat Fresh.

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Apr 19, 2013

The world can be thankful that none of you work in marketing.

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calcunnon wrote:

The world can be thankful that none of you work in marketing.



I'm patiently awaiting you're greatest attempt at a subway commercial Smiley Happy

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calcunnon wrote:

The world can be thankful that none of you work in marketing.


actually the opposite, I wish you all would work in marketing so that those kids would eat less fast food because they don't get attracted to it by crappy commercials Smiley Wink

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Apr 20, 2013

So like there's this mean cigar guy who like wants to like do stuff to ellie like the call me daddy game but Joel's like touch her and I'll kill you.

 

The mean cigar guy is like oh em gee I'm liek el oh el cuz you got nuthin to do it with

 

But Joel's like oh yeah I got my buds from Subway

 

So Nathan Drake, Michael Phelps, and Jared all pop up and beat up the mean cigar guy and cut him up before serving him to Joel and Ellie on an Italian Herbs & Cheese footlong toasted with mayo & jalapenos.

 

Joel takes a big bite of the mean cigar guy sandwich and he's like

 

"Now that's what I call kill-I mean eatin' fresh!"

 

Cue advertising Subway Taste for Survival contest stuff.

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I-Like-Pie45 wrote:

So like there's this mean cigar guy who like wants to like do stuff to ellie like the call me daddy game but Joel's like touch her and I'll kill you.

 

The mean cigar guy is like oh em gee I'm liek el oh el cuz you got nuthin to do it with

 

But Joel's like oh yeah I got my buds from Subway

 

So Nathan Drake, Michael Phelps, and Jared all pop up and beat up the mean cigar guy and cut him up before serving him to Joel and Ellie on an Italian Herbs & Cheese footlong toasted with mayo & jalapenos.

 

Joel takes a big bite of the mean cigar guy sandwich and he's like

 

"Now that's what I call kill-I mean eatin' fresh!"

 

Cue advertising Subway Taste for Survival contest stuff.


Love how you made mean cigar guy talk.

So here it goes;

 

Open scene shows a subway restaurant. Inside is Joel and Ellie ordering a sub. They sit down and go to take a big bite, when Joel looks up and says, " What? Fighting makes you hungry."

 

It shows limited edition The Last of Us goodies(cups or whatever) and then it shows the yellow subway eat fresh logo, but Ellie walks up, says "Subway. Eat fresh!" then we hear click click click click and Joel runs across the screen taking Ellie with him.


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Apr 20, 2013

I actually would want another Subway (or any other ff chain, but i prefer subway) promotion. Im very curious to see how terrible (or great) the commercial will turn out. Will probably help boosting this games sales too if done right.

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