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Re: The Last of Us Caption Contest

Aug 26, 2013

Ellie: Joel, hold the plank

Joel: C'mon Ellie, just go over

Ellie: Then hold the plank

Joel: No, Ellie

Ellie: Joel, please?

Joel: No.

Ellie: Yes.

Joel: NO!

Tess: Getting infected, is better than hearing you two argue!

Joel:....

Ellie:....

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Re: The Last of Us Caption Contest

Aug 26, 2013

Joel: Ellie, you see this backpack I'm wearing?

Ellie: Aha...

Joel: It's a magic backpack.

Ellie: How come?

Joel: Well, it can craft anything I want just by waving my hand over it.

Ellie: Sure Joel, whatever you say... Tess?

Tess: He's right, nobody can handle that backpack like Joel does. If I could just have one...

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Re: The Last of Us Caption Contest

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Aug 27, 2013

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Joel: "Ellie, you can’t just ask people if that’s a love bite on their neck..."

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Nate3963 wrote:

Ellie: Hey Joel, I found this when I was walking around. 

 

*Hands over Alternate Ending Script* 

 

Joel: Tess...why would she turn on us? 

 

Ellie: Apparently, you make her really mad Joel. 

 

Joel: What do we do? 

 

Ellie: Don't worry, I'll take care of her at the museum.

 

Now you know what really went down at the museum in game. Smiley Tongue



Awesome Nate!Smiley Very Happy Bus Tess was already bitten at that moment!

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Re: The Last of Us Caption Contest

Aug 27, 2013

SweetPoison13 wrote:

 

 

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 Ellie: Why don't you just teach me how to swim?

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Re: The Last of Us Caption Contest

Aug 27, 2013

HPVale wrote:

Nate3963 wrote:

Ellie: Hey Joel, I found this when I was walking around. 

 

*Hands over Alternate Ending Script* 

 

Joel: Tess...why would she turn on us? 

 

Ellie: Apparently, you make her really mad Joel. 

 

Joel: What do we do? 

 

Ellie: Don't worry, I'll take care of her at the museum.

 

Now you know what really went down at the museum in game. Smiley Tongue



Awesome Nate!Smiley Very Happy Bus Tess was already bitten at that moment!


Shhhhh. 

 

Lol I forgot actually. (Let's keep that between us).


Joel: That's alright. I believe him.
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Re: The Last of Us Caption Contest

Aug 29, 2013

Ellie: So. You and Tess ever did it?

Tess: Here we go...

Joel: Okay, well you see, um, there's this, and, well, also there's... yeah.

Ellie: .... Uh-huh.

Joel: Look, just be happy we're escorting you. Got it?

 

 

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Re: The Last of Us Caption Contest

Aug 29, 2013
*Joel and Ellie are speaking to each other while Tess overhears*
Ellie: Hey Joel, you ever think that there might NOT be any Fireflies at the Capitol building?
Joel: Well if this is like one of those cheesy zombie games then yes.
Tess: *In sarcastic voice*: Right Joel, and later on in the day I will get bitten by one of those Infected things and you'll leave me to die eh?
Joel: Ah you're just talking nonsense.
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Re: The Last of Us Caption Contest

Aug 30, 2013

SweetPoison13 wrote:

 

 

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Joel: Ellie, you gotta stop asking Tess how long it took for her... you know to grow in. You'll get em' soon enough kiddo.

 

Ellie: But they're so nice and plump...

 

Joel: Ellie, just let it go.

 

Ellie: *honk*

 

Joel: ELLIE!

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Aug 31, 2013
Joel: We are survivors! IT IS OVER, TESS!!
Ellie: I'm Ellie.
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