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Sep 08 2013
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Funny Things Happening During Matches

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A lot of times I will be playing with friends and start messing around, such as bouncing up and down and will accidentally get downed, normally this happens with a hunting rifle also. It always makes me laugh lol. What are some funny things that have happened to you during a match? I want to hear some good stories!
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Lombax Warrior
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Sep 8, 2013

The Dam.

My team went up, enemy team went down.

I was on the narrow path in the middle, trying to snipe me some enemies. 

Enemy team noticed me before I could do anything and started shooting at me.

I began doing squats (spamming O button) by the railing like a madman in FF VII tutorial.

Whole enemy team ran out of bullets doing me absolutely no damage at all. 

I did the "Close call" emote and ran away to the rest of my team.

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Sep 8, 2013
Funniest thing I've encountered was getting shivved, then someone shivving the guy who shivved me, then someone shivving them, and then another dude shivving that person. Four people in a row, shivvin free-for-all!
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Sep 8, 2013
Not in game but a friend of mine came into our 7 man lobby and said 'my goldfish died', neither me or VironzZ could stop laughing.
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Sep 8, 2013
I teabagged someone that I finally killed after they had killed me about 3-4 times in a row and then I get the whole enemy team minus this one guy with modded 2x4's chasing me across the map, then I killed them all with a molotov Smiley Happy
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Sep 8, 2013

Whenever someone is the Last Man and they are hoping to use a Molotov to get the unlikely win.  The problem is that they often get rushed and the only way to still use the Molotov is to throw it at their own feet for the suicide.  It might kill the other person, but pointlessly because they are also going to be dead.  Still, we've all done it x)

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Sep 8, 2013
Haha! These are pretty good. I've encountered the shiv thing before, maybe with 3 people max but not 4 lol. I would laugh at that. I also sit their cracking up sometimes when the server messes up and you can't hit the enemy with your 2X4, and you're both sitting there swinging at each other, and nothing is happening lol. Or when you get attacked by an invisible person!
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Sep 8, 2013
*There not their
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Sep 8, 2013
Talking trash to opponents on the mic before the match starts lol.

This one guessed I was fat because he could smell cheetos on my breath lol.

Every time he was down I took my trusty flamethrower and showed him what real hott breath feels like Smiley Wink
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playing with a guy random guy , and he said this on the m...

Sep 8, 2013

playing with a guy random guy , and he said this on the mic but in arabic " 1 minute man a bomb blew up my **bleep** .... and they coming to rape now "

we were playign intergration by the way

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