Over the ages, the Burst Rigle has held a unique role in The Last of Us Multiplayer. As it evolved over countless centuries, it discovered in itself... a great power. Much like it's distant relative, the 9MM pistol, the Burst Rigle learned through natural selection that it was able to down unarmored enemies in 2 headshots, with the third shot in the burst possibly executing said enemies were it to hit as well. This great advantage proved useful to the Burst Rigle, as it rewarded players for leveling it up and getting all in the enemies' face holes. As history evolved, the Burst Rigle was able to strive in the No-Miss Rifle dominated society.
Then, with the coming of a new century, like some genetic, scientific abomination only humans could construct, the Kal-7 (AKA the Full-Auto Rifle) is sauntering into the Burst Rigle's feeding grounds. Completely unknown to the Burst Rigle, the Kal-7 is threatening to wipe out the Burst Rigle for good in it's physics - and god - defying ways by spraying bullets all over the place instead of owing its power to the accuracy, as the Burst Rigle required. This scientific anomaly has currently put the Burst Rigle on the endangered species list on worldwildlife.com and is generally considered illegal to hunt around the globe, except in some countries in lower Africa and northen Ireland.
So, the great question is this: will you support this weird, inhumane science abomination that is the Kal-7, or will you join the humanitarian awareness effort and help to protect the Burst Rigle from poachers and new wildlife?
Wth is a Rigle?
Some noob on the forum was complaining about the Burst Rifle and made a thread. He misspelled Rifle. We made it into our own meme, like the Enforcer.
Just roll with it LD
P.S. I prefer the BRUST Rigle over the Burst Rigle tho...
It's like picking which lung to give away.
Y NOT BOTH?!?
Oh! Don't worry!
With the new bomb expert perk, you won't need lungs anymore!