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Re: The Troll Thread

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If the Armor is too OP, just use a bow. Then, the bow won't seem so bad :smileyhappy:


um, you do realize everything I said was complete sarcasm....hence the title of my thread... *facepalm*

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Knocknuts wrote:

This game is unrealistic, when people get shot in leg, they should slow down. people shot in head 1 time even with a very weak pistol, they die instantly, this game needs more realism in it.

 

Body armor cant be shattered like a mirror with 1 bullet fire.


Forizzle. This is a game so I expect it to resemble real life in every aspect

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This is an awesome mode that ND was teh stupidez for not including

 

It is called Vs. Bill mode.

 

It's like a 25 player gamemode that can take place on any map and all loadouts can be brought into the game. There is an abundance of supplies to craft stuff with and ammo because Bill is hard as **bleep** to take down. But as soon as the 20-minute timer hits half-way, ammo and supply levels drop drastically.

 

One random player like spawns as Bill who has like a one-hit kill machete and he can only melee until enough players have like damaged him so he can unleash his full rage meter by gesturing, rendering all nearby players immobile and giving him a one-hit kill shotgun as well. Bill also has the health of 9,001 Mexican laggers so he can survive a lot such as 500 consecutive molotovs. His listen mode meter is infinite. Bill also regains health when he teabags downed players in specific spots, the spots varying based on gender. If you know what I mean.

 

There are no respawns so it is like survival. The player who plays Bill is random each round. If Bill wins three rounds in a row, the game ends with Bill victorious. But if Bill is defeated, the game switches to a new boss.

 

These bosses, in play order: The Intelligent Talking Bloater, Sam's Robot, the Giraffe, David, Justin Bieber Nathan Drake, Arneric-ND, Darkest Jak, Gunslinger Joel, Ben Paul (He dies in one hit btw), and Frank Horrigan, Secret Service. All these bosses have unique health levels, play styles, and quotes. If all these bosses are defeated in one game, the final round is an endurance round against the uber boss, Sarah. Sarah cannot be killed so all players can do is stall her and hide until the timer runs out before she can kill them all. It is only fortunate that Sarah unlike the other bosses lacks listen mode. Sarah plays like a cross between Elizabeth, Ellie, and Clementine.

 

DLC Wave 1 bosses: GODDAMN PONIES, Crazy Steve, the Angry Video Game Nerd, Ratonhnhake:ton, Tess, Darth Kratos, Soviet Superman, MacEvan5000, Bruce Campbell (invincible), Spycrab

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^ what....the...****...lol

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That made me laugh my **bleep** off I Like Pie
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Don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I just did while reading Pie's post.

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Im just trying to imagine I-Like-Pie's game mode idea actually happening hahaha

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no...just no.

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Jul 7, 2013
Can there be a secret unlockable or purchasable Lazer Rifle/pistol?

It IS the future after all...it's unfair that every weapon is a hack job.

I also think there should be the odd game where it is either 4 v 3 or 5 v 3 or 3 v 2.
This is an apocalypse, you should not expect to always have an even team.

Lastly, my character is either Male or Female, I think its only fair to have a transgendered option as well.
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Transgender?

You haven't looked closely enough at some of the models.



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