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First Son
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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

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Understable, SSBB is one of the only good game.

Anyways, I've also ran into lot's of splitscreener recently in coop, most of them being idiot, even if they had 3 legacy.

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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

Mar 7, 2013
Technically the (1) guy could be a level one for all we know.

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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

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I don't understand how anyone can be that bad at this game. Sure, some aspects of this multiplayer are not as noob-friendly as COD, but some of these guys play a shooter and do not even try to shoot. It's one thing not to be able to defeat a veteran but it's another to just stand there, looking at a wall and such things. Why play at all then? Would they also not accelerate if they played Gran Turismo?

 

It's not just splitscreeners. I've seen legacy players with a kdr of 1:4 and an even worse wlr. They go 0-20 in a Team Objective match and do not score a single point. How's that even possible? All it takes to do better than this is the lowest level of intelligence that's necessary for your body to even breathe... :smileytongue: (exception: disabled/handicapped people)

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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

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I don't understand how anyone can be that bad at this game. Sure, some aspects of this multiplayer are not as noob-friendly as COD, but some of these guys play a shooter and do not even try to shoot. It's one thing not to be able to defeat a veteran but it's another to just stand there, looking at a wall and such things. Why play at all then? Would they also not accelerate if they played Gran Turismo?

 


This. I mean, if you're new to the game and aren't familiar with the controls yet, why can't you just try them out in Custom game, or finish SP first.

 

I've seen noobs (especially splitscreeners) countless of times just tapping square at nothing, or aiming with their gun at random directions or just..explore the map. Oh and blowing themselves up with grenades. :smileyindifferent:

 

I still remember when I played UC2 *beta* for the first time, and I wasn't that bad, and it was the first 3rd person shooter I've ever played!

 

Noob playlist would be nice..




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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

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It's kinda hilarious. Have you ever opened up a cinema file and watched an entire match from that noob's perspective? It's laughably horrible. It's like they have developed 0 motor skills or hand-eye coordination, never played a game before, and never even touched a controller. It's like they can't do 2 things at once. They have to stop completely to shoot, take 20 seconds to arc a grenade, try punching someone 10 seconds after they already whack n'rolled away and illed them, etc.

 

I wonder how someone can be like this at a video game.

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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

Mar 7, 2013
I played with about two splitscreen teams today, or just a couple of minutes ago.

I have to say, they're good. They're handy with the AK and Dragon, the first team. Really great, and I'm sure they'd do better if they weren't put up against an all-star, all solo team. (unbalanced **bleep**. My 20-5 doesn't even seem right.)

The second team (from another match) was really great with the sniper. My teammates were going down on them. I mean sure I pretty much made them leave by countersniping, but they were doing really great.
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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

Mar 7, 2013

Snake-Eater300 wrote:

I don't understand how anyone can be that bad at this game. Sure, some aspects of this multiplayer are not as noob-friendly as COD, but some of these guys play a shooter and do not even try to shoot. It's one thing not to be able to defeat a veteran but it's another to just stand there, looking at a wall and such things. Why play at all then? Would they also not accelerate if they played Gran Turismo?

 

It's not just splitscreeners. I've seen legacy players with a kdr of 1:4 and an even worse wlr. They go 0-20 in a Team Objective match and do not score a single point. How's that even possible? All it takes to do better than this is the lowest level of intelligence that's necessary for your body to even breathe... :smileytongue: (exception: disabled/handicapped people)


I've said it before: it's not a matter of intelligence/IQ, it's a matter of hand-eye coordination and having experience in video games in general.

Believe it or not, some people have ZERO experience...

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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

Mar 7, 2013
^ New as in new to UC3 or PS3 with Uncharted 3 bundle and played for the first time new?
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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

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^ New as in new to UC3 or PS3 with Uncharted 3 bundle and played for the first time new?

New to video games in general.

 

Do you consider video gaming a popular hobby? Watching movies (another form of entertainment) is at least 10 times more popular than playing video games.

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Re: Sick of Splitscreeners!!

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It's kinda hilarious. Have you ever opened up a cinema file and watched an entire match from that noob's perspective? It's laughably horrible. It's like they have developed 0 motor skills or hand-eye coordination, never played a game before, and never even touched a controller. It's like they can't do 2 things at once. They have to stop completely to shoot, take 20 seconds to arc a grenade, try punching someone 10 seconds after they already whack n'rolled away and illed them, etc.

 

I wonder how someone can be like this at a video game.



sanddude20 wrote:

It's kinda hilarious. Have you ever opened up a cinema file and watched an entire match from that noob's perspective? It's laughably horrible. It's like they have developed 0 motor skills or hand-eye coordination, never played a game before, and never even touched a controller. It's like they can't do 2 things at once. They have to stop completely to shoot, take 20 seconds to arc a grenade, try punching someone 10 seconds after they already whack n'rolled away and illed them, etc.

 

I wonder how someone can be like this at a video game.


I played one match the other day where our party of 4 was matched up against a really good pary of 5. we got a level 4 who was doing the slow climb up a ladder, carefully making all his jumps, was too busy looking at the ground and the sky when the sand storm on desert villiage came over, standing around a 3 Medal Pickup for half the match. Oh and he had 2 kills, one he got on a AKF player, the other he was shooting a few bullets into everyone and they enemy somehow TK'ed each other.

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