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You might be an Uncharted addict if...

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Do you ever find that the time you spend on Uncharted bleeds over into your real life? I do. Here are some symptoms I've noticed. Please feel free to add more.

 

You might be an Uncharted addict if...

 

  • You hear the name of a country on the news and immediately picture its game map.
  • You refuse to buy Girl Scout cookies because you can't stand kids who camp.
  • Any time you walk into a lobby with a group of friends you somehow get split up.
  • You spot your friend choking across the room but decide he's too far away---someone else will help.
  • You are annoyed when you find a quarter someone has dropped because it's just cash.
  • You get expelled from school because each time you ace an exam you stand on your desk and Pump.
  • You get trounced in a real fight because you keep trying to roll after punching.
  • You insist your team lost that pick-up basketball game because the other side was lagging.
  • This actually makes sense to you: "In TDM on LU-NI I saw a PoF w/M9 RoF, WE Gold, and QB."
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Aug 22, 2012

When you see a blond girl swimming and you shout out "WETSUIT ELENA DLC!!!"

 

Yeah, I'll leave now... Smiley Embarassed

 

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Aug 22, 2012
You see people in the distance and wonder if they are 50m away so you can get a Long Ranger medal
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Aug 22, 2012

these made me laugh so hard!!! Smiley LOL

 

especially these ones:


inigomontoya74 wrote:

 

  • You refuse to buy Girl Scout cookies because you can't stand kids who camp.
  • Any time you walk into a lobby with a group of friends you somehow get split up.
  • You spot your friend choking across the room but decide he's too far away---someone else will help.
  • You are annoyed when you find a quarter someone has dropped because it's just cash.
  • You get expelled from school because each time you ace an exam you stand on your desk and Pump.
  • You get trounced in a real fight because you keep trying to roll after punching.


you should add: "you know you're an uncharted addict if... you hate mexicans lol

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Aug 22, 2012

inigomontoya74 wrote:

Do you ever find that the time you spend on Uncharted bleeds over into your real life? I do. Here are some symptoms I've noticed. Please feel free to add more.

 

You might be an Uncharted addict if...

 

  • You hear the name of a country on the news and immediately picture its game map.
  • You refuse to buy Girl Scout cookies because you can't stand kids who camp.
  • Any time you walk into a lobby with a group of friends you somehow get split up.
  • You spot your friend choking across the room but decide he's too far away---someone else will help.
  • You are annoyed when you find a quarter someone has dropped because it's just cash.
  • You get expelled from school because each time you ace an exam you stand on your desk and Pump.
  • You get trounced in a real fight because you keep trying to roll after punching.
  • You insist your team lost that pick-up basketball game because the other side was lagging.
  • This actually makes sense to you: "In TDM on LU-NI I saw a PoF w/M9 RoF, WE Gold, and QB."


I kudoed at this sentence Smiley Happy

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Aug 22, 2012

Hielke6991 wrote:

inigomontoya74 wrote:

Do you ever find that the time you spend on Uncharted bleeds over into your real life? I do. Here are some symptoms I've noticed. Please feel free to add more.

 

You might be an Uncharted addict if...

 

  • You hear the name of a country on the news and immediately picture its game map.
  • You refuse to buy Girl Scout cookies because you can't stand kids who camp.


I kudoed at this sentence Smiley Happy


Hey, thanks. That was the one I liked best.  

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Aug 22, 2012
I freakin love this thread! I guess i'll try: When you feel like you cheated on your friend for high fiving some stranger.
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Aug 22, 2012

You know you're an Uncharted addict when you spray cleaning solution all over your bathroom trying to get a "Spray and Pray" medal.

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Aug 22, 2012

You know you're an Uncharted addict if you use beast mode in the gym.

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Aug 22, 2012
  • A nearby food co-op posts a help wanted ad for local co-op farmers. You show up with an M9.
  • Your gymnastics career is cut short because every time you try to roll you end up hiding behind something.
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